Saturday, March 6, 2010
Patience Is A Virtue.......That I Don't Have!
I really am the most impatient person in the world. I know it's not good, but I struggle. Not that I am excusing my behavior, but when you have five boys and you are pregnant, it is kind of torturous not knowing if it is a boy or girl. I am so impatient, I went out and bought that at home urine test that is suppose to determine gender. Unfortunately, I am a little challenged, because I couldn't even determine the results. If I had to guess, I would lean more towards the boy result. So, my friend called me and told me about an ultrasound you can go get that can determine gender as early as 12 weeks.....well, I was 12 weeks on Friday. So, you can bet that I was on the phone and made an appointment. Luckily, it rained today, so all of the boys' baseball games were cancelled. I should have stayed home and taken care of some really necessary chores, but I am also a procrastinator, so I called back to see if they could get me a same day appt. Yep, so we went on a family activity to an ultrasound...that's normal, right? It was very cool! This little person is just like the rest of them, and could not stay still. Stretching, rolling over, rubbing the face.....the kids really enjoyed it. So, the ultrasound got a great view right between the legs.....I could tell immediately. There it was in all of its glory....the penis! I am being completely honest when I say there was zero disappointment. The boys cheered.....I laughed. Now what am I going to name this person. I have had Annie Brook picked out for 13+ years. James suggested, "well, instead of Annie, we can name him Andy....it's kind of the same." So, we'll see. So far, Andy is the only name that I like. Now, the technician did say that it is super early, and it is possible that what we saw could be the female parts swollen....but, she did follow it up by saying that it is 80% chance a boy. I have the opportunity to go back in a couple of weeks for a redo....which, I will. I am pretty sure it's a boy, but when my mom heard there was still a 20% chance it could be a girl, I knew I'd have to go back just to shut her up. So, to quote "Dumb and Dumber", she keeps saying, "So, you're saying there's a chance!" In this case, I doubt it! Scott is extremely proud that he has an immaculate record of 6 for 6. It also doesn't help when we are leaving the office and the next couple's husband tells Scott that Scott is his idol. Seriously, Scott doesn't need to hear that! So, looks like I will be surrounded by men forever. I don't mind, but I will be honest....the only thing that bums me out is thinking that I may never see any of my grandchildren born. I know that is really far off, but I am a freak, and these are the things I think about. It is very rare that a daughter in law wants a mother in law in the delivery room. I would like to state for the record that I have....my mother in law and mother have been at 4 out of 5 of my deliveries......lets hope Karma works for me on this one! Anyways, Scott and I are very consistent.....plus our license plate will be easy to change from "YEP5BYZ" to "YEP6BYZ".
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About Me
- Kaye
- OK...here it goes. I am a mother of 5 crazy boys....ages 10 months to 11 years. I have been married for twelve and a half years to an even crazier boy!!! I am not sure how he has put up with me for so long, and then I remember that he is as big of a goofball as me! I get to stay at home with the boys, but I work about 6 whole hours a week teaching fitness classes. I think I am funny when I remind Scott that I am independently wealthy (if you knew how much I made, you might think it is funny too)! I do love to work out, and without it I would be about 500 pounds and completely insane. Well, that about sums it up. I am looking forward to keeping a record of the completely abnormal behavior of my perfect family!
7 comments:
Yes, I already know I am a stud, no need to repeat it!
I am with you on already thinking I won't get to see a grandchild born... I have 3 boys. And you are much further ahead in your personal development than I am... I cried when I saw that penis on the ultrasound with my third child. He's 6 now and I'm over it. :-)
Maybe it goes with the name Scott? My hubby is Scott as well, and is proud of his 3 for 3. "I can't make no girls" is his quote.
I think that is cute that the boys cheered! :) Congratulations--Andy is a great name.
Hey, even if you did have a girl, there's no guarantee that she's have you in the room. I'm not one who likes an audience, so my mom hasn't seen any of her grandkids come into this world.
Congrats on another boy--that is if that 80% works out :)
I had a feeling it was a boy. But I was hoping for a girl :) Although, I must say that you are a "boy's mom" -- someone who doesn't take any guff and is ready to knock someone out if needs be. :)
Congrats K! I'm thrilled for you guys. And by the way, Scott needs to know that his sperm is only part of the equation not all of it! :)
YOU always have cracked me up! This was so funny! I cant believe you ALREADY did the ultrsound :) I am totally with you on the not seeing your grandchildren being born, etc. AND, if my #5 was a girl I was going to love it just to tell Dan that he is not all man because that is what he likes to say "I am all Man"...."I cant make girls"...blah blah blah...
Anyway, I am excited for you! You always pick out cute names- I like Andy!
Congratulations, Kaye. Amazing!
Love your writing & blog name is great, too.
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